Melons squashed - not another cancer blog

BOOBOMETER

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I was thinking I need my own personal Patron Saint and in my opinion who better than Helen Mirren - if only for this quote alone!

http://shequotes.com/2015/09/28/f-off-shequotes-helen-mirren-quote-confidence-strength-voice-feminism-role-model/

Melons Squashed: I'm 54, short and busty, with no particular skill or talents and this is not an advert for an escort... This is my way of sharing my trip thru Cancerland in a non touchy feely in your face way. So friends, family and acquaintances can see how I'm going from time to time. I'm going to put up a "Boobometer" to keep track of just how many people have seen or touched my boobs along the way and I may even have a sweepstake on that. No actual prize will be awarded to the winner of the sweepstake apart from total glory. So sit back and read, I'm hoping you'll laugh along with me. I'm new to blogging, I welcome your feedback but phrases such as "Your Journey" or any soppy stuff is strictly banned.

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