Roger and Lucretia

Early on I had decided that it would help if I gave the rogue boob lump a name, and somehow it being the right boob "Roger" seemed appropriate. So I thought of it as just a troublesome little bugger who had to go, because he was just no good for me.

Imagine my dilemma when it turned out the left boob [which actually was the one everyone was initially worried about] was also going to need to be dealt with. I thought it wouldn't be fair to give them both male names, the left one is going to have to be female, and so "Lucretia" was named.

I was updating a friend on this and she asked "Why don't you just call it Lucy" Fabulous question Kaye - why indeed? Well Lucy sounds all quite nice and innocent, whereas Lucretia is obviously a right bitch... or should that be left leaning bitch?