What to call this blog

Before I started this blog I became a bit bogged down with what to call it

• The Rogue Boob
  Somebody else had the same idea
• From HER2 eternity
  Decided nah - too depressing
• Roger & Lucretia 9 1/2 weeks
  Treatment is going to take longer now - bastard cancer!
• Cancer's a bitch - pass the chips
  Went off that idea
• The Boobometer
  Somebody else has used that name for an actual device! Google it
• Melon Squash
  Not strictly true and if you google this you get gardening sites so if you've found this blog and you wanted to know how to grow melons - sorry!