Bizarro side effects

So I was looking forward to improvements and being able to leap buildings in a single bound exactly 7 days after my last chemo, because usually by Wednesdays I'm starting to feel perkier. 

Not happening! It is now exactly 13 days since I had my last chemo and not only am I not leaping buildings in a single bound but I am still feeling tired, have had no "I'm feeling quite perky now" days and to top it all off I now have weird bruising under my left big toe nail, my right big toe is starting to do the same thing and my right middle toe nail has just shown a bruise underneath as well

When the first one started to appear I thought maybe I'd dropped a bit of firewood on my foot a few days ago and forgot about it, then when my right big toe started hurting too I thought ok, I would have remembered dropping something on both big toes -maybe this is chemo related. So I googled it and looked at the drug info and YES it is a thing, and blogs are full of people talking about their weird chemo toenails and sometimes the toe/finger nails drop off and sometimes they grow back weird and sometimes they STAY that way. 

Now I'm sitting here thinking "ARE YOU BLOODY KIDDING ME!" I'm supposed to be full of the joys of no chemo treatment and having a break from any treatment until Radiation starts and instead I'm really hacked off.  

I'm also thinking maybe they added some happy juice to my chemo and now I'm off it I'm back to my usual grumpy arse self

Yes there are photos of my toes and you know you want to look

My bruised toenails
This is for you John, payback for tagging me on the spider video!